This weeks new crush is something really spectacular so stop reading for a second and chug that martini because it is going to get hot. He is tall, dark, muscular and bald. Every time I feel him in my hand I get weak in the knees. He is the only man in my life that is 100% reliable. Anything I ask him to do he willingly succumbs. That's right, I am talking about the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser!
These things are unbelievable. It is like Mr. Clean and Marta Stewart had a love child in the form of a cleaning product. Close your eyes....well no then your could not read, so keep them open but reflect on the thing you hate cleaning the most. Let the anger and rage fill your body as you think about the bathroom mildew, pee-stained toilet, tub so gross you would not put your ass on it in one million years. Think of the outdoor furniture that is so utterly disgusting you would rather throw it away then clean it. Wish you had another martini? Of course you do. What if I told you this little 4x3 sponge could alleviate ALL you cleaning woes?
It is true! I have used the magic eraser to clean everything, including freshly painted walls in which dirty hand prints miraculously appeared (I think I may call the Vatican, I swear one of the smudges looked just like St. Patrick!) If you do not have a magic eraser please go out and get one you will not be sorry. If you are a single mom, a single woman, or a married woman who wants the pleasure of a tawdry fling without the guilt go and buy magic eraser.
Okay, now go get that second Martini and start dinner!
Love ya',
Stella
The Domestic Darlin
